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This post was featured on Food is My Porn, a wonderful blog that documents one woman's passion for food, family, and friends. The editor, my longtime friend Gina, is a top-notch foodie. She comes from a long line of strong Italian women who welcome you into their home as if it was your own, and never let you leave on an empty stomach. Family first, manicotti second. It's a good thing.

Doin' a Little East Coast Swang
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I just moved back to the East Coast, and I recently had the pleasure of cooking dinner for three of my closest friends. Alright, so it was actually only ONE of my closest friends and two other people that I had just met that week. However, when your week includes a riverside Boyz II Men concert at the brink of sunset, you are bonded for life. “I’ll Make Love to You” has a way of bringing people together. So yes, the stage was set for a dinner with my close, albeit new, friends.

I opted for the classic “Surf n’ Turf”. This dish has all of the elements I look for when creating a meal: simple ingredients and preparation, open to interpretation and creativity, appeals to a wide audience, allows for a lot of people-to-people and people-to-food interaction, conjures up a little nostalgia, and is ultimately quite the showstopper once it hits the table.

In this case, I did a Cracked Black Pepper and Sea Salt-Crusted Filet Mignon served with Maine Lobster and a Vanilla-Scented Butter. Because there are so few ingredients, quality is key. If you’re going to cut corners here, just grill some burgers instead.

Disclaimer: The measurements listed below are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. I am a strong advocate for throwing out the measuring tools and relying solely on your greatest kitchen asset- your palate. Breaking away from the “recipe-reader” mentality will unlock your inner chef. At that point you will be able to cook anything, and cook it damn well.

Ingredients:
Surf

4 live lobsters

2 quarts water

2 TB salt

Stuff to throw into the cooking water: onions, garlic, white wine, lemons, bay leaves, peppercorns, etc

Turf

4 filet mignons (aka beef tenderloin)

4 TB cracked black pepper

4 TB sea salt

1 stick unsalted butter

Vanilla Butter

2 sticks unsalted butter

2 vanilla beans or 2 tsp vanilla extract

salt to taste

Directions: (serves 4)

1. Melt 2 sticks of butter in a small saucepan over low heat. Cut the vanilla beans in half length-wise and use a knife to scrape out the meaty flesh inside. Add the flesh and the beans to the saucepan and let it simmer for the remainder of meal preparation.

2. Fill a large pot with water. Add enough salt to make it taste like the ocean. A rule of thumb is 1 TB salt per quart of water, but I prefer to taste it. I’ve gotten enough saltwater up my nose as a beach-loving child to know what it should be like. Add any combination of onions, garlic, white wine, lemons, bay leaves, peppercorns, etc. to flavor the water and bring it to a rolling boil.

3. While waiting for the boil, fill a shallow dish with the cracked black pepper and sea salt in a 1-to-1 ratio. Coat both sides of beef tenderloin with mixture and let sit at room temperature to take the chill off.

4. Tell the live lobsters that they are going to a better place now and put them into the boiling water claws first. Once the water comes to a boil again, cook them for 8-10 minutes (for 1 ¼ lb. lobsters). Remove from water.

5. Melt 4 TB butter in a medium-high skillet. For medium-rare (is there any other way to enjoy beef?) cook the steaks for 7 minutes on each side. When flipping the steaks to the second side, place 1 TB of butter on top of each filet and let it melt into the meat. Once done, let meat rest under an aluminum tent or equivalent for at least 5 minutes.

6. Salt the vanilla butter to taste and (gasp!) add a little vanilla extract to bring out the vanilla flavor IF NECCESSARY. I won’t tell.

7. Round out the meal with a veggie and a starch. I pan-fried some kale with crushed red pepper and shallots then hit it with a little lemon juice, salt, and pepper at the end. The cous-cous I served was lackluster at best, but in fear of upstaging all of the other great things on the plate I kept it simple.

That’s it! To quote some BoyzIIMen here, you’re at the “End of the Road”. And while I can’t promise that if you throw your clothes on the floor that I’m going to take my clothes off too, I can guarantee that you’ll love this dish. Bon Appetite!